after the wrestling

wrestling for andy

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From: ondine cloez
Date: 2011/10/10
Subject:
To: Marcos Simoes

MARCOS,

i hope you are enjoying your evening.

unfortunatly, it's your last one. tomorrow i am gonna destroy your little face in the battle.

looking forward to kick your ass.

ondine.

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---------- Forwarded message ----------
From: marcos simoes
Date: 2011/10/11
Subject: Re:
To: ondine cloez


DEAR ON-DEAD,

I LOVE YOUR BODY, I LOVE YOUR FACE TO SMASH IT ON STAGE.
THIS PEACE AFTER THE BATTLE WILL CHANGE NAME FROM 'FAIRE UN FOUR' TO 'FAIRE UN TRIO'. I HOPE YOU DON'T BECOME AS WHAT YOU HAVE: A LITTLE PUSSY AND HAVE THE CORAGE ENOUGH TO SHOW WHAT YOU REALLY ARE : 'NOTHING'
AH AH AH YOU'RE NOTHING! NOTHING! NOTHING! (LIKE WINONA RYDER IN BLACK SWAN, AH AH AH!!!).

THE WARRIOR OF DEAD
MARCOS THE GREAT.

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---------- Forwarded message ----------
From: ondine cloez
Date: 2011/10/11
Subject: Re :

To: marcos simoes

dear marcos,

i thought you'll understand the nice way.

but you didn't.

so listen: YOU ARE DEAD.

you can writte as big as you want, it's not gonna change the size of your muscles. you're never gonna bit me with that little piece of skin attached to your bones. cute as never been a quality for a winner.

you can't figure out what's wrong with your shoulder ? well, let me help you. from tomorrow on, you have NO SHOULDER anymore. no face. no teeth. no eyes. no hair.

RIP.

Ondine.

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De : marcos simoes
À : ondine cloez
Envoyé le : Mardi 11 Octobre 2011 14h32
Objet : Re:

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---------- Forwarded message ----------
From: marcos simoes
Date: 2011/10/12
Subject: Re: Re :
To: ondine cloez

Dear Ondine,

your letter for me is almost like a love letter, it is almost cute the things you say. Oh my little Ondine i feel almost sorry to KICK YOUR FUCKING WHITE ASS ON STAGE! AND TO MAKE YOUR FACE LOOK LIKE YOUR WHITE ASS, WITH NO HAIR AND NO THEETHS!!!
You remember you don't see so good without glasses? Well i will ask the choreographer to leave you to put the glasses on stage, so you can see you're DEAD VERY CLEARLY!!! AHAHAHA!!!
i just have a doubt since i'm gay after this battle i'm afraid of feeling attracted to your face, you're white ass face!!! IHIHIHIH!!

sleep well, IF YOU CAN!!

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---------- Forwarded message ----------
From: ondine cloez
Date: 2011/10/15
Subject: Re : Re :
To: marcos simoes

my dearest marcos,

you know what ? this is suche a scary letter. hou. very scary.

DO YOU REALLY THINK I CAN BE SCARED OF THAT KIND OF CRAP ? you little mother fucker, i'm gonna kick your ass so hard that not only you will go out of the black box,but you will also go out of our lives. this is not something personnal, marcos. i do this for the sake of humanity.

i'm gonna smash you like i smashed this piece of cake this morning, with my teeth.

hmmm, i'm looking forward.i'm si hungry.

BYE BYE.

ondine.

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De : marcos simoes
À : ondine cloez

Envoyé le : Mercredi 12 Octobre 2011 22h54
Objet : Re: Re :

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---------- Forwarded message ----------
From: marcos simoes
Date: 2011/10/23
Subject: Re: Re : Re :
To: ondine cloez

Dear Dumb-dine,

Each time i see you, you remember me a chicken. I don't know why? maybe because you talk chickens shit. Or just because i feel like kicking your ass all the time. But at the same time i feel pity for you, because you're so fucking dumb like a chicken. OOH maybe that's why???
Listen to me attentively chicken ass, i will kick you so badly that you will not have teeth's anymore to smash you're fucking cake or not even a little piece of corn.
I will throw you like a chicken in the middle of the public, so they can continue to beat your mother fucker ass!! Understand??? your dumb face???
So dear dumb-dine, i hope you will be the first chicken to get wings and fly away before it's time.

enjoy your last cake!!
looking forward to see you on stage
best last wishes
marrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr-cos

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---------- Forwarded message ----------
From: ondine cloez
Date: 2011/10/24
Subject: Re : Re : Re :

To: marcos simoes

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ondine.

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De : marcos simoes
À : ondine cloez

Envoyé le : Dimanche 23 Octobre 2011 19h28
Objet : Re: Re : Re :

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---------- Forwarded message ----------
From: marcos simoes
Date: 2011/10/24

Subject: Re: Re : Re : Re :
To: ondine cloez

I'm impressed by your effort!!!

i almost feel like leave you win.

marcos the barbarian rrrrrrrrrrrhhhhhhhhhh!!!!

opera

ondine cloez on amateur during the workshop on Andy Kaufman and Marcel Broodthaers @ desingel, 2010.

anne lenglet on friction during the workshop on Andy Kaufman and Marcel Broodthaers @ desingel, 2010.

jonas chereau on resemblance during the workshop on Andy Kaufman and Marcel Broodthaers @ desingel, 2010.

jonas chereau on resemblance during the workshop on Andy Kaufman and Marcel Broodthaers @ desingel, 2010.

jeu de madeleine fournier

pyramide "simple comme bonjour"

mimolette guitars (C+M)

a video by christophe albertijn

after talk Essen O (june)

after talk Essen M (june)

recording the black noise

clair and flou

clair and flou from lawaai hawaai on Vimeo.

about humour

Untitled from lawaai hawaai on Vimeo.

sans, souci.

sans, souci. from lawaai hawaai on Vimeo.

explaining the black noise M.

magician from lawaai hawaai on Vimeo.

ministry of silly walks

kristeva on linguistics

Not Dirty Boxing, but Noisy Boxing: http://video.nytimes.com/video/2009/06/17/style/1194841017001/the-52-blocks.html

comics O.

comics O.

comics O.

comics O.

comics S.

comics S.

transcription "spasms" The Flying Luttenbachers O.

tapata tapata tapata tapata tapata tapata tapata tapata

tutu toonnnnnng

houhouhooooonnnnn

brrrrroum brrrrroooum

haaaaaaa hhhhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiiiiiii hhhuuuuu huuuuu

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzziziizzzzziziiizzzzzzziiziiziziiziziiziiziziziiziizi

poumziziziizpoumziziizizpoumziziizizizi

vrrrrrtziiiivrrrrrrrrrrtziiiiiivrrrtziiiiiiiiiiii

boumboumbam zzzzzziiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

hahahahhahahatsam hahahahahatsam hahahatsam hahahatsam hahahatsam hahahatsam hahahatsam hahahahatsam hahahahatsam hahahatsam hahahatsam hahahatsam prahahahahtsam prahahahatsam prahahahatsam

(petit silence)

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tucutu tucutu tucutu tucutu tucutu tucutu tucutu tucutu tucutu tucutu

badam badam bdam bda bdm beuleu beuleubeuleubeuleuTSOINGbeuleubeuleu beuleubeuleuTSOINGbeuleubeuleubeuleuTSOINblbllblblbllblblblbllblbllblbllblbllblblbllblblblTSOINGblbllblblblbllblbllblblblbllblbllblblblbllblblblblblTSOINGblblbllblblblbllblblbllblblblllblblbllblblbllblblbllblbllblblblbllblblblblbllblblblbllblblbllblblblbllblblbTSOINGblblbllblblbllblblblbllblblbllblblblblbllPACblblblblbllblblbllblblbllblblbllblblbllblblbllblblPACblbllblblblbllblblblPACblbllblblblblbllblblbllblPCblblbllblblbllblbllblblblbllblblblblblbllblblPACblblbllblbllblblblblblPACblblbllblblbllblblblbllblbllblblbllblblbllblblblbBLBLLBLBLBLLBLBLBLBLblbllblblblbllblblblblBLBLBLLBLBLBLBLLBLBLBLBLBLBLLBLBLLBLBLBLBLBLBLLBLBLBLBLLBLBLBLBBLBLLBBLBLLBLBLLBLLBLBBLBLBLLBLBLLBLBLBLBLBLLBLBLBLLBLBLLBLBLBLBLBLLBTACTACBLBLLBLBLTACBLBLBLTACTACBLBLBLTACBLBLBLLBLBLBLBLBLLBLBLLBBLLBLBLLBLBTAMMM

(petit silence)

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ts

hhhiiiiiiiiiatsingtouchaaaaaaaaaaaaiiiiiitsingplocploc

(silence)

field recording Essen O.

cling cling

bruit des pas sur le gravier

v v v v

v v v v

v v v v v v v

tchic tchic tchic tchic

cui cui

niuiii

voum

mmmmmmmm

ouououou

un avion qui passe

crack crack

dududuu dududuu ( un oiseau )

un train qui passe au loin un bruit continu qui disparait

un bruit régulier qui baisse

tût

hohahaha

hohahaha

kikii

ting ting

brrrrvrrvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvv

kang kang

son métallique

cling cling + piipiii + rrrr + bom + i ou ou ou

en même temps : un bruit métallique proche, une mobylette, un vélo, des gens des voix, une porte qui claque

j'entends en premier mes bruits du corps puis les bruits que je fais puis les bruits des choses qui se déplacent vers moi, puis les bruits intermittents aigus, puis les bruits forts continus et lointains, puis les bruits constants de l'environnement

tac tac tac tac rrrrr cuicui ting ting vvvvvvrrrrroum ffff

je n'entends pas trop les bruits avant de les reconnaitre ou de les voir

plic plic

HA HA HA !

plic

HA HA !

plic plic

HO HO HO !

plicplicplic

quelque chose est tombé

(des pas) cric cric cric cric cric cric ou kak kak kak kak kak kak

le bruit du stylo : voum

vroum vroum mmm

kiding

tac tac paf paf paf

bim

bim bim

vooooouuuum

RRRRR

cloc cloc cloc cloc cloc cloc cloc cloc cloc cloc cloc cloc cloc cloc cloc cloc cloc cloc

Transcription Of Field recording Read By Bruce M.

knitting score

two pullovers from lawaai hawaai on Vimeo.

list of onomatopeias

Boum bam bim ( fight)

Paf pif pouf (fight)

Tchac (cut)

Tchou-tchou (train)

Zzzzz (sleep)

Dziiiiiii (scie)

Bip bip biiip (phone)

Ding-dong (door-bell)

Guiling guiling (clochette)

Rrrrrrrrr rrrrrrrrrr rrrrrrrrrr (car)

Vrouum vrouuuum (car)

Toc toc toc (fist against the door)

Cataclop cataclop (horse)

Plouf (something in the water)

Bling (something broken)

Clap clap (claping)

Baoum (explosion)

Krr (something break in two)

Badaboum (something falls on the floor)

phone calls O.

6 décembre 2008 : j’appelle yannick guédon, ça décroche et j’entends : ch fu ch fu ch fu ch fu ch fu. Je dis : yannick allo yannick puis je raccroche.

8 décembre 2008 : sans faire exprès j’ai appelé florent alors que mon téléphone était dans ma poche.ça a du laisser un message sur son répondeur comme : rik puf rik puf rik puf rik puf ou bien rrrrrffrrrrrffrrrrrrff.

photos S.